Davmisfod is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, humane hippopotamus.

Davmisfod created humanity seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Davmisfod, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Davmisfod, he will have a low opinion of you.

Davmisfod's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Davmisfod's Holy Commandments

1. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always wear blue.

3. Never mention rats.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never think ill of sick dogs.