Flanontbin is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, annoying crab.

Flanontbin created a down quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flanontbin, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Flanontbin, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Flanontbin's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Flanontbin's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three snails approach from the north.

2. Hide if eight ants approach from the east.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Retreat if six bats approach from the south.

5. Never think about nebulae.