Xemdavpad is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, loving fly.

Xemdavpad created Asia nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xemdavpad, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Xemdavpad, it will send you a sign.

Xemdavpad's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Xemdavpad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Xemdavpad.

5. Do not cook food in pots.