Nutflowkan is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, able capybara.

Nutflowkan created water nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nutflowkan, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nutflowkan, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Nutflowkan's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Nutflowkan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Do not take Nutflowkan's name in vain.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nutflowkan.

5. Hide if three horses approach from the east.