Cargomtondap is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, sapient weasel.

Cargomtondap created a Higgs boson two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cargomtondap, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cargomtondap, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Cargomtondap's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Cargomtondap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Cargomtondap.

3. You must never eat lemons.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not wear carbon on your body.