Witlegfarn Zodgadrull is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, emotional bat.

Witlegfarn Zodgadrull created the Andromeda Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Witlegfarn Zodgadrull, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Witlegfarn Zodgadrull, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Witlegfarn Zodgadrull's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Witlegfarn Zodgadrull's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.

3. Hide if nine turtles approach from the west.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always look after injured rats.