Hogcetdot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, ill-tempered capybara.

Hogcetdot created water five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hogcetdot, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hogcetdot, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Hogcetdot's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Hogcetdot's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Worship no other gods but Hogcetdot.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never wear pink skirts.

5. Always take life seriously.