Nakloopspag is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, strong cat.

Nakloopspag created bats four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nakloopspag, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nakloopspag, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Nakloopspag's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Nakloopspag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help otters.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

4. Never think ill of sick great tits.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.