Zigwodzed is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, compassionate mole.

Zigwodzed created a photon seven million years ago.

If you believe in Zigwodzed, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Zigwodzed, she will turn you into a dog.

Zigwodzed's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Zigwodzed's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. You must never eat lemons.

5. Do not make images of living things.