Quartfasvoggedladhigsafyarp Largbusbottappodflapomt is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, ruthless snail.

Quartfasvoggedladhigsafyarp Largbusbottappodflapomt created the solar system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quartfasvoggedladhigsafyarp Largbusbottappodflapomt, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Quartfasvoggedladhigsafyarp Largbusbottappodflapomt, she will laugh at you.

Quartfasvoggedladhigsafyarp Largbusbottappodflapomt's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Quartfasvoggedladhigsafyarp Largbusbottappodflapomt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt geese.

2. Never go into white rooms.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Quartfasvoggedladhigsafyarp Largbusbottappodflapomt.

4. Do not eat parsnips.

5. Always treat snakes with great respect.