Carfetbet is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, sapient spider.

Carfetbet created the Tadpole Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Carfetbet, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Carfetbet, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Carfetbet's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Carfetbet's Holy Commandments

1. Snails are not to be trusted.

2. Do not wear silicon on your body.

3. Put Carfetbet first in all things.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never go into indigo rooms.