Nuttzakhan is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, strong bear.

Nuttzakhan created the Sombrero Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nuttzakhan, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Nuttzakhan, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Nuttzakhan's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Nuttzakhan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never paint your legs turquoise.

3. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.