Bafbuspas Sisflamdibmin is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, sage porpoise.

Bafbuspas Sisflamdibmin created Asia seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bafbuspas Sisflamdibmin, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bafbuspas Sisflamdibmin, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Bafbuspas Sisflamdibmin's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Bafbuspas Sisflamdibmin's Holy Commandments

1. Bafbuspas Sisflamdibmin loves goats, so they must be honoured.

2. Never jump near bats.

3. Never think ill of sick voles.

4. Never feed lentils to capybaras while wearing white corsets.

5. Bafbuspas Sisflamdibmin must be the most important thing in your life.