Cussanmabfotafgen is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, duplicitous crow.

Cussanmabfotafgen created silver four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cussanmabfotafgen, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cussanmabfotafgen, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Cussanmabfotafgen's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Cussanmabfotafgen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear tin on your body.

2. Always wear magenta.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always help pigs.

5. Always help sick tapirs.