Dimtargdin is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, conceited grasshopper.

Dimtargdin created the Milkyway three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dimtargdin, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dimtargdin, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Dimtargdin's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Dimtargdin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick shrews.

2. Do not take Dimtargdin's name in vain.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not stand on grass.