Xemjadkem Nurllen is a god.

It takes the form of a small, prudent finch.

Xemjadkem Nurllen created time and space nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xemjadkem Nurllen, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Xemjadkem Nurllen, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Xemjadkem Nurllen's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Xemjadkem Nurllen's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from cyan eagles for they are unholy.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

3. Never go into red rooms.

4. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

5. Never eat green fruit.