Cadcussfomkem is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unselfish gorilla.

Cadcussfomkem created the solar system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cadcussfomkem, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cadcussfomkem, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Cadcussfomkem's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Cadcussfomkem's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Put Cadcussfomkem first in all things.

5. Never talk about planets.