Lunartditdan is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, confident gorilla.

Lunartditdan created water eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lunartditdan, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Lunartditdan, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Lunartditdan's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Lunartditdan's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always obey Lunartditdan's priests.

3. Always wear violet.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always take life seriously.