Mobbancib is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, sage rhinoceros.

Mobbancib created parasitic wasps three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobbancib, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Mobbancib, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Mobbancib's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Mobbancib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Mobbancib.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mobbancib.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never wear indigo tights.