Catdonpod is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, deceitful bear.

Catdonpod created energy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Catdonpod, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Catdonpod, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Catdonpod's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Catdonpod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill cats.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.