Pasvoljin is a god.
He takes the form of a very thin, witty
aardvark.
Pasvoljin created the Black Eye Galaxy nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Pasvoljin, he will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Pasvoljin, he will destroy your home solar system.
Pasvoljin's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.
Pasvoljin's Holy Commandments1. Do not fashion models of living things.
2. Always help bats in need.
3. Do not make images of living things.
4. Gulls are not to be trusted.
5. Never play with disobedient children.