Pasvoljin is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, witty aardvark.

Pasvoljin created the Black Eye Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Pasvoljin, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Pasvoljin, he will destroy your home solar system.

Pasvoljin's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Pasvoljin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always help bats in need.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Gulls are not to be trusted.

5. Never play with disobedient children.