Dosslimvogflisbophaklun is a god.
He takes the form of a small, emotional
owl.
Dosslimvogflisbophaklun created humankind six million years ago.
If you believe in
Dosslimvogflisbophaklun, he will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Dosslimvogflisbophaklun, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.
Dosslimvogflisbophaklun's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.
Dosslimvogflisbophaklun's Holy Commandments1. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.
2. Hide from yellow shrews for they are unholy.
3. Always take life seriously.
4. Do not fashion models of living things.
5. Always stare at clouds.