Dosslimvogflisbophaklun is a god.

He takes the form of a small, emotional owl.

Dosslimvogflisbophaklun created humankind six million years ago.

If you believe in Dosslimvogflisbophaklun, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dosslimvogflisbophaklun, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Dosslimvogflisbophaklun's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Dosslimvogflisbophaklun's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.

2. Hide from yellow shrews for they are unholy.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always stare at clouds.