Mobgodrotstertab is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, caring alligator.

Mobgodrotstertab created the planet Venus eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobgodrotstertab, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mobgodrotstertab, she will not care at all.

Mobgodrotstertab's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Mobgodrotstertab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always wear brown.

4. Erect four titanium sculptures of Mobgodrotstertab on top of important buildings.

5. You must never eat strawberries.