Sanbitfit is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, blissful gerbil.

Sanbitfit created the cosmos five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sanbitfit, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sanbitfit, it will turn you into a mouse.

Sanbitfit's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Sanbitfit's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

5. You must love Sanbitfit.