Cudlitcud is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, benevolent crane.

Cudlitcud created the Andromeda Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudlitcud, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cudlitcud, he will send minions to preach to you.

Cudlitcud's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Cudlitcud's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.

2. Always help sick eagles.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cudlitcud.

5. Never go into gray rooms.