Cut is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, dishonourable centaur.

Cut created a strange quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Cut, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cut, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Cut's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Cut's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured mites.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not kill hamsters.

4. Do not take Cut's name in vain.

5. Never think about galaxies.