Baghubyim is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, annoying newt.

Baghubyim created the Sombrero Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Baghubyim, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Baghubyim, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Baghubyim's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Baghubyim's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Baghubyim loves monkeys, so they must be respected.

3. Hide if seven dolphins approach from the west.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Always stare at clouds.