Larnwabyattnutt is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, omniscient jellyfish.

Larnwabyattnutt created the Milkyway six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larnwabyattnutt, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Larnwabyattnutt, it will send you a sign.

Larnwabyattnutt's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Larnwabyattnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat manatees with great respect.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not wear silver on your body.

4. You must love Larnwabyattnutt.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.