Abbanjad is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, humane hyena.

Abbanjad created life seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Abbanjad, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Abbanjad, he will not invite you to parties.

Abbanjad's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Abbanjad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Abbanjad loves mites, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never think ill of sick geese.

5. Never go into mauve rooms.