Higcutlib is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, amazing salamander.

Higcutlib created silver four years ago.

If you believe in Higcutlib, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Higcutlib, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Higcutlib's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Higcutlib's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine silicon sculptures of Higcutlib on top of important buildings.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Higcutlib.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not dye your hair indigo.

5. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.