Cip is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, egotistical wasp.

Cip created the Milkyway nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cip, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cip, he will manifest in front of you.

Cip's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Cip's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Never wear purple shorts.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

4. Do not hurt porpoises.

5. Pray towards the north.