Midgepwap is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, all-powerful donkey.

Midgepwap created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Midgepwap, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Midgepwap, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Midgepwap's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Midgepwap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt doves.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Hide if four frogs approach from the south.

4. Never think ill of sick manatees.

5. Retreat if six mice approach from the east.