Basshubnatfab is a god.

It takes the form of a large, egotistical chinchilla.

Basshubnatfab created an atom four years ago.

If you believe in Basshubnatfab, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Basshubnatfab, it will be very unhappy.

Basshubnatfab's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Basshubnatfab's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of turtles.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Never sit near rats.

5. Do not stand on grass.