Kenbosszennull is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, capable eagle.

Kenbosszennull created tapeworms nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kenbosszennull, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Kenbosszennull, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Kenbosszennull's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Kenbosszennull's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never paint your feet green.

3. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.