Paddampon is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, flying otter.

Paddampon created the Virgo Supercluster three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Paddampon, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Paddampon, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Paddampon's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Paddampon's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear yellow.

2. Never think ill of sick swans.

3. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never eat strawberries.

5. Do not make images of living things.