Yakjongunflamzagfebpasnig is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, blissful skunk.

Yakjongunflamzagfebpasnig created the planet Earth four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yakjongunflamzagfebpasnig, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Yakjongunflamzagfebpasnig, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Yakjongunflamzagfebpasnig's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Yakjongunflamzagfebpasnig's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Yakjongunflamzagfebpasnig.