Cabfubdab is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, loving jaguar.

Cabfubdab created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabfubdab, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cabfubdab, he will throw large rocks at you.

Cabfubdab's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Cabfubdab's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not hurt eagles.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.