Hudgebdogflag is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, passionate human.

Hudgebdogflag created the planet Mars seven million years ago.

If you believe in Hudgebdogflag, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hudgebdogflag, it will turn you into a goat.

Hudgebdogflag's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Hudgebdogflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hudgebdogflag.