Dagbegnib is a god.
It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, humorless
porpoise.
Dagbegnib created everything that exists two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Dagbegnib, it will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Dagbegnib, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.
Dagbegnib's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.
Dagbegnib's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink alcohol.
2. Never play with disobedient children.
3. Always stare at clouds.
4. Do not wear cyan clothing.
5. You must love Dagbegnib.