Cetmobnul is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, self-assured butterfly.

Cetmobnul created the Sol system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cetmobnul, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cetmobnul, he will turn you into a mole.

Cetmobnul's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Cetmobnul's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry seals.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always help sick tortoises.

5. Do not cook food in pots.