Talsasmeghim Narlfligbig is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, pitiless horse.

Talsasmeghim Narlfligbig created silver nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Talsasmeghim Narlfligbig, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Talsasmeghim Narlfligbig, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Talsasmeghim Narlfligbig's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Talsasmeghim Narlfligbig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Always treat hamsters with great respect.

3. Run away from gray sharks, for they are unholy.

4. Never wear rings.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Talsasmeghim Narlfligbig.