Cedcemdut Talpogxin Taildambiss is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, omnipotent lobster.

Cedcemdut Talpogxin Taildambiss created parasitic wasps nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cedcemdut Talpogxin Taildambiss, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cedcemdut Talpogxin Taildambiss, it will come to you in dreams.

Cedcemdut Talpogxin Taildambiss' most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Cedcemdut Talpogxin Taildambiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never feed apples to frogs while wearing red rings.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.