Kombunfot is a god.

He takes the form of a large, unthinking fairy.

Kombunfot created the Sol system two years ago.

If you believe in Kombunfot, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Kombunfot, he will turn you into a tree.

Kombunfot's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Kombunfot's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not dye your hair white.

4. Never feed onions to foxes while wearing orange scarves.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.