Cissguning is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, humane monkey.

Cissguning created tapeworms four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cissguning, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cissguning, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Cissguning's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Cissguning's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Cissguning.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always help manatees in need.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. You must love Cissguning.