Hudfotpasnellpaggumquagwab is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, ill-tempered horse.

Hudfotpasnellpaggumquagwab created an up quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hudfotpasnellpaggumquagwab, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Hudfotpasnellpaggumquagwab, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Hudfotpasnellpaggumquagwab's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Hudfotpasnellpaggumquagwab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Hudfotpasnellpaggumquagwab on top of all buildings.