Hudfotpasnellpaggumquagwab
is a god.
It takes the form of a chunky, ill-tempered
horse
.
Hudfotpasnellpaggumquagwab
created an up quark twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Hudfotpasnellpaggumquagwab
, it will not care.
If you do not believe in
Hudfotpasnellpaggumquagwab
, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.
Hudfotpasnellpaggumquagwab's
most sacred site is Insel in Germany.
Hudfotpasnellpaggumquagwab's Holy Commandments
1. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.
2. Never think about gravity.
3. Do not listen to music.
4. Never write about moons.
5. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Hudfotpasnellpaggumquagwab on top of all buildings.
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