Ominfumpas is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, wise skunk.

Ominfumpas created a Higgs boson six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ominfumpas, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ominfumpas, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Ominfumpas' most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Ominfumpas' Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Ominfumpas loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never talk about bats.

5. Never look in ponds.