Dodgetvid Kemliparp is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely large, unthoughtful
horse.
Dodgetvid Kemliparp created silver nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dodgetvid Kemliparp, she will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Dodgetvid Kemliparp, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.
Dodgetvid Kemliparp's most sacred site is Penhale in England.
Dodgetvid Kemliparp's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to music.
2. Never go into violet rooms.
3. Do not drink alcohol.
4. Never look at comets.
5. Fast once a month.