Besstafhim is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, blissful horse.

Besstafhim created a charm quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Besstafhim, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Besstafhim, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Besstafhim's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Besstafhim's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from turquoise voles, for they are unholy.

2. Never talk about porpoises.

3. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never eat bark.