Weebod is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, humane human.

Weebod created carbon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weebod, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Weebod, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Weebod's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Weebod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Put Weebod first in all things.

3. Hide if seven eagles approach from the south.

4. Do not wear gray clothing.

5. Do not covet oxen.