Motcencid is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, duplicitous coyote.

Motcencid created the planet Mars three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Motcencid, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Motcencid, he will turn you into a snail.

Motcencid's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Motcencid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about aubergines.

2. Never eat strawberries.

3. Never paint your head white.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Motcencid.

5. Put Motcencid first in all things.